S.C.I.E.N.C.E!

 

Maggot Road Name: S.C.I.E.N.C.E.

Current Ride:  2010 Ducati Streetfirghter 1098S,, 2007 Buell XB12X Ulysses

Location: Morris County, NJ

Description:

One of the original motomagotts, Logistical Officer, and webmaster of the maggot website. SCIENCE survived a major motorcycle crash in 2009 which totalled his Yamaha FZ1. Mr. Furious offered to sell him the oversized Buell adventure bike while he was still in the trauma unit at Morgantown WV University Medical Center… for a huge discount! Of course SCIENCE jumped on the deal.  Thank you, Mr. Furious. You are a real mensch.

Origin of Road Name:

No, the maggots don’t call him SCIENCE. Well, some of the more ancient maggots do since that was his frat boy nickname from 1985, taken from a Thomas Dolby song popular at the time. His real road name is his actual last name because according to Bing: “when that’s your REAL name, who needs a biker nickname?”. Unfortunately, the Maggot Website has a rule of NO REAL NAMES, so SCIENCE it is.